How not to travel with a child younger than 6 years:

•  Book the ticket without a window seat...

• Give him a bag that weighs as much as him and tell him you are proud he is carrying his own luggage..

• Commit to buy all the  snacks that the dirty and tired pantry waalah sells, while inside the train..(high sugar high carbs..bring it on!!)

•  Forget the crayons, colour books, puzzles, books, iPad 1/iPad 2...(forget dignity in travel)

      
          But most of all...

•  Leave the house without getting him to visit the potty..

    ***  This is not an exhaustive list, those who wish to contribute more to this list can do so right here.....